Stolen from twy-chan, x s next to ones that apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. []
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [x]
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. []
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. []
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. []
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. []
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. []
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. []
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. []
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. []
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. []
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. []
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. []
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. []
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. []
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. [x]
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. [x]
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. []
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. []
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. []
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. []
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. []
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. []
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. [x]
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. []
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. [x]
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. []
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. []
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. [x]
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. []
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. []
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. []
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". []
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST. []
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. []
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. []
I DYE MY HAIR (CRAZY) COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. []
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. []
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. []
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. []
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. []
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. []
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. []
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. []
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [x]
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. []
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. []
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. []
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. []
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. []
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. []
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. []
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. []
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. []
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude and eat snails. []
I'm GREEK, so i MUST have a huge family. []
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. []
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. []
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. []
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. []
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. []
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. [x]
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. []
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. [x]
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. []
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. []
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. [x]
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. []
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. []
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. []
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. []
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. [x]
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. []
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. [x]
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. []
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. []
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. []
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. [x]
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. []
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. []
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. []
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. [x]
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. []
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. []
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. []
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. []
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. []
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. []
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. []
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. [x]
I hang out with drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. []
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. []
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. []
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. []
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. []
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. [x]
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. []
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. []
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. []
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. []
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. []
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. []
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. []
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. []
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. []
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. []
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. [x]
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. []
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. []
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have red hair and wear kilts. []
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. []
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. []
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. [x]
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. []
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. []
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. []
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. [x]
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. []
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. []
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER. []
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. [x]
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. [x]
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. []
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. [x]
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. [x]
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. []
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. [x]
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. [x]
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. [x]
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. []
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. []
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. []
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. []
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. []
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. []
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. []
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. [x]
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. []
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. []
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. [x]
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. []
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. []
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. []
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. []
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a bible thumper. []
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. [x]
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. []
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's. []
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. []
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around. []
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. []
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. [x]
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. []
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. [x]
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. []
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. []
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. []
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. []
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. [x]
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. []